Lee Siegel is God

September 2, 2006

Lee Siegel!

Filed under: The Splendor of Siegel — sprezzatura @ 10:12 pm

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12 Comments »

  1. “The New Republic has generously provided me with the primo cable package, which means that I am able to receive 1,000 cable channels.”
    -Slate Diary, Entry 2, 5/14/03

    Dear God. Sprezzatura, please tell me they didn’t cancel his cable package. Please.

    We must defend.

    Comment by zudz — September 2, 2006 @ 10:28 pm

  2. Lee Siegel’s tears can cure cancer. Sadly, he has never cried.

    Comment by antiwarhol — September 2, 2006 @ 10:30 pm

  3. Oops. The above quote is from Diary Entry 3. Entry 2 is where he says “Maybe character is fate” and then makes a veiled reference to the whole Uma thing.

    This was a man.

    Comment by zudz — September 2, 2006 @ 10:33 pm

  4. Truer words have never been spoken.

    Comment by See Legal — September 3, 2006 @ 1:33 am

  5. Lee, oh Lee, I long for thee.

    Comment by Hattie — September 3, 2006 @ 1:53 am

  6. The brilliance!…the wittiness…the profundity…wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank…..yowzah!

    Comment by wankatura — September 3, 2006 @ 6:54 am

  7. Siegel? Malkovich! Malkovich malkovich malkovich!…

    Comment by nitpicker — September 3, 2006 @ 10:00 am

  8. Something about the incantatory repetition of the name “Lee Siegel” sends me onto a higher plane of being populated with fake cats. Stop it, I am a reincarnated Buddha! I’ll break your face.

    Comment by steven segal — September 3, 2006 @ 11:07 am

  9. Great post! I’ll be nominating this for a Koufax.

    Comment by E. Giles Eel — September 3, 2006 @ 12:06 pm

  10. I heard Lee Siegel was like Chuck Norris, only wittier and stronger, with a more devastating mullet.

    Comment by JackGoff — September 3, 2006 @ 5:26 pm

  11. You know, I think you’ve really captured his voice here. . .and you’ve created a formula for capturing the voice of almost all ‘cultural critics’!

    I congratulate you.

    Comment by Priss — September 3, 2006 @ 10:43 pm

  12. Lee is the definition of our universe’s yearning; yet our perception of Lee exists only against the background of those who in their blindness and pride have chosen to turn their backs to Lee.
    Why has no one touched upon Lee’s inability to get sexually aroused while seeing Uma’s performance in “The Misanthrope”? Huh?

    Comment by jre — September 5, 2006 @ 11:45 pm


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